Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Jokes Race
It's important for a young black kid to see a Mexican hero, just to know that we're all equal. — Adrian Younge Copy Share Image
A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Querida, it's alright," he said. "No one has hurt me in years." "Hey, you're supposed to be my brother," I said, trying to joke.… — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
Every ghetto you go to, Latinos and blacks are the two people that are together. We don't look at each other in any different… — Fat Joe Copy Share Image
Juan Hernandez was an actor out of New York, but what made Juan so great and what made Omar so great was that they… — Charles S. Dutton Copy Share Image
[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The Dominican Republic says 'We're black behind the ears.' And in Mexico, 'there's a black grandma in the closet.' They know, they've just been… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
Mexican word of the day Wheelchair : Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay, Wheelchair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image