Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Highschool Summer Toilet paper Yearbook
Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy. To do nothing and have it count for something. To lie in the grass and… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Even if you have nothing in your wallet, nothing can keep you from having a great summer. You can listen to crickets sing you… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
