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My boyfriend said; Guess who's doing the dishes tonight? So I hit that Soulja Boy and said, YOUUUUUUU!

— Pretty Ladii

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR…

— Sheryne Brooks

My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started…

— Joey Adams

I put her on my plate, and I do the dishes.

— Lil Wayne

Mum - clean your room . We're having guest over for dinner Me - I didn't realize dinner was being held in my room

— Rayan

I'm in the kitchen. Yams erwhere.

— 2 Chainz

Mom: Hey honey, who are you talking too? Me; My boyfriend. Mom; Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me; (._.)

— Pretty Ladii

I'm a big fan of my mom's cooking.

— Milind Soman

This is food for thought, u do the dishes!

— Jay-Z

My mom, she cooks the best pound cakes in the world.

— Edwin Jackson

Me: Ooh Kill Em'! Mom: Who are you killing?

— Cool Person

When I go home to visit my parents, my mom is your typical Mexican loving mom. She wants to cook and feed everybody.

— Eva Marie