Cute relationship Quote by Pretty Ladii

My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!

— Anonymous

This is food for thought, u do the dishes!

— Jay-Z

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR…

— Sheryne Brooks

“I took out my grenade and put my fingers inside the pin. 'Do you boys want this to be your last meal, or do…

— Ishmael Beah

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

— Craig Ferguson

What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!

— Rachel Caine

I can take you to dinner girl but, I aint gonna lie, I just wanna smash you Baby

— 50 Cent

OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!" *smack* J-just now, that made a really loud noise.." Do you wanna hear it again?" N-no,…

— Natsuki Takaya

“I would go down to the kitchen, saying 'How do you do?' to whoever I met there: ...'How are you, Mrs. Cakebread?' (That was…

— Sarah Waters

“You should go order a sweet roll. Those are to die for. And a carne adovada burrito." His mouth thinned. "Should I order something…

— Darynda Jones

I'll cook you two dishes and then you lay around for next time up.

— Trick Daddy

“I’ll do the dishes.” He replied, “Later.” Sin number one. Everyone knew you cleaned the kitchen right away. If you didn’t, the gunk would…

— Kristen Ashley