Electric Quote by Anonymous

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

— Steven Wright

Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak...

— Anonymous

I'd rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries.

— Anonymous

I firmly believe I am the sole cause for why hotel remote controls now have screws that lock in the batteries.

— Jenny McCarthy

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having…

— Ash Sweeney

It’s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else’s story.

— Margaret Cho

Like a spring, to fully reach our potential,sometimes we have to be pressed. The harder we are pressed, the higher we spring.

— Azwindini Mulaudzi

Sometimes you have to shield, and sometimes you have to press.

— Jack Wilshere

It’s not when you press the shutter, but why you press the shutter.

— Mary Ellen Mark

Batteries die people transcend

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

You cannot neglect the nearer duty for the sake of a remote.

— Mahatma Gandhi

I like to say what I think, and if it happens to push buttons, sorry.

— Miranda Lambert