Funny Quote by Anonymous

“I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue their eyelids open when they felt tired.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What's wrong with Starbucks?" - Levi Stewart”

— Rainbow Rowell

“What’s wrong with Starbucks?" “It's a big, faceless corporation.” He raised a good-natured brow. “So far, they've let me keep my face.”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Starbucks wasn't something people decided for or against in a casual way. It was obviously a key part of their lives, an important destination…

— Michael Gates Gill

“I read a book so I deserve Starbucks.”

— Mia Therman

“In fact, I’ve heard that on the Death Star there are over 100 Starbucks franchises, sometimes one just on the other side of a…

— George Takei

“It’s only now as I head back home after a full day’s work surrounded by people pale with hangovers and stinking of coffee breath,…

— William Cook

“I still can't believe you work at Starbucks," she said. "What's wrong with Starbucks?" "It's a big faceless corporation." He raised a good-natured brow.…

— Rainbow Rowell

“I wanted to sip my daily Starbucks coffee as I got to work early (no later than 11:00 am), have a late lunch (1:00-4:00),…

— Jarod Kintz

“A sip of coffee is my eternity.”

— Bhuwan Thapaliya

“I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and…

— Ryan Lilly

“...as jittery as a caffeine addict outside a closed Starbucks.”

— Karen Robards