Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
When you mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you can literally Google anything, you don't feel like you have to go see it in person. You can do a lot of… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
I have a real problem when people say, "Well I walked by and you should have seen what was on the computer screen." Well,… — Judith Krug Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Obviously, working at Google wasn't a mistake. I used to just walk around. I don't know if I was supposed to, but I'd just… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
“From the outside looking in, trying to decipher Google’s search algorithms is like reading tea leaves in a toilet bowl…as it’s flushing. With the… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image