Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Movies
Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
“Women want to be bitten and swept away by a sparkling, 100-year-old, handsome vampire.” — Chrissy Peebles Copy Share Image
“Unlike the great vampires of the Anne Rice series, The Lost Boys movie or, more recently, True Blood, there is nothing “bad ass” in… — George Takei Copy Share Image
When I was a kid werewolve and vampire were scary.Now everyone wanna date them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about… — Alan Ball Copy Share Image
I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm like an old vampire, so it's important to talk to young people. — Manolo Blahnik Copy Share Image
“The only people who believe in vampires these days are lonely hormonal teenage girls and pretentious, mascara-wearing guys.” — Amy Cross Copy Share Image
There’s just something about vampires that’s sexy...It’s the same reason why women go for the bad boy – you want them but you shouldn’t… — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
