Funny Quote by Anonymous

It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.

— David Duchovny

May your marriage bring you a lifetime of happiness and special memories.

— Anonymous

I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding.

— Anonymous

At least the divorce is less expensive than the wedding.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

— J. B. Priestley

May your marriage bring you more joy than you ever imagined.

— Anonymous

I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to.

— Anonymous

Your wedding day is an important milestone in my self-loathing as a single person.

— Anonymous

I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced.

— Anonymous

I do not deem divorce an occasion for celebration.

— Phaedra Parks

I personally think that people should spend more time and money on their marriages instead of weddings.

— Barun Sobti

Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.

— Wendi McLendon-Covey