Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 8

Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry.

— Nikhil Saluja

K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm in my zone so leave me alone.

— Nikhil Saluja

CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

— Nikhil Saluja

Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

— Nikhil Saluja

The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search.

— Nikhil Saluja

COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

— Nikhil Saluja

No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ask and you shall receive does not apply to ugly people.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn;

— Nikhil Saluja

NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway.

— Nikhil Saluja

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck.

— Nikhil Saluja

First Aid Kit? You mean Duct Tape.

— Nikhil Saluja

When life gives you a rainy day, play in the puddles...

— Nikhil Saluja

Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Murders should be legally allowed in the morning.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not sexist. Some of my twitter friends are cunts.

— Nikhil Saluja

God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers.

— Nikhil Saluja

One thing nice about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money.

— Nikhil Saluja