Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 9

Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another;

— Nikhil Saluja

It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere.

— Nikhil Saluja

I lost my charm when I thought I had any.

— Nikhil Saluja

My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dear locked account users, who hurt you?

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry is word, and when heard repeatedly it becomes a lie.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can Kill two stones. With one bird.

— Nikhil Saluja

Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

— Nikhil Saluja

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

— Nikhil Saluja

Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece.

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch.

— Nikhil Saluja

You can tell a lot about a person by their car… For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

— Nikhil Saluja

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I'm just a sorry away from you. You can simply apologize and hold paitence meanwhile it gets me some time to…

— Nikhil Saluja

My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH…

— Nikhil Saluja

Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift…

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their…

— Nikhil Saluja

I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard…

— Nikhil Saluja

The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric…

— Nikhil Saluja

Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck.

— Nikhil Saluja

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

— Nikhil Saluja

A man hit me once. I was the last baby he ever delivered.

— Nikhil Saluja

K is the shortest way to spell FUCK YOU !

— Nikhil Saluja

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm in my zone so leave me alone.

— Nikhil Saluja

Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician.

— Nikhil Saluja

It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:NO, PIZZA'S FINE Woman means:you cheap slob!

— Nikhil Saluja

Her suicide note will be Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

My uncle is in a coma - he's living the dream.

— Nikhil Saluja

SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

— Nikhil Saluja

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it?

— Nikhil Saluja

Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.

— Nikhil Saluja