Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 6

MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

— Nikhil Saluja

Those girls who think every guy wants them… NO.

— Nikhil Saluja

The hospital lab is recruiting. They're looking for new blood.

— Nikhil Saluja

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

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You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

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A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

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Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander.

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Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.

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WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.

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They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today.

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Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls.

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MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

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I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts.

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Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down.

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My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving.

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Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is.

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Here's my idea for another one of those reality-based TV shows: No Survivors! One by one, a psychopathic serial killer tracks down…

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If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're…

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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things…

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When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you…

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MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to…

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To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To…

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's…

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I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,…

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A truck full of dildos is just Toys for Twats.

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Sex with anthropomorphs - compare the market

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Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'

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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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I'm not sexist. Some of my twitter friends are cunts.

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A part of us remains where ever we have been.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

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Steps into shower. Then turns the water on.

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Topaz is my birth stone. Tomb is my death stone.

— Nikhil Saluja

One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

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Get excited! Today is the first day of the rest of your week.

— Nikhil Saluja

I always pay attention in installments

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Sex with a long term partner - Standard life

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You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved.

— Nikhil Saluja