“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it matters most?" And that answer, I'm… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If liquid courage smelled like cologne and gushed out of my penis, I’d make a better fire fighter than I’m not right… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul van and 1,500… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must begin at birth, and the weak identified while… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds while wearing adult diapers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Courage is a commodity I sell in times of peace. But then my father was a chicken farmer.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight anybody, anywhere. I’ll just show up a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“People ask me all the time, “Jarod, how come you are so much more romantic than anybody else?” And I say, “Simple.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Courage is the chiaroscuro of characteristics. By that I mean I don’t know what I mean.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I gathered my courage like nuts and berries, I cautiously approached her, I waited for her to turn her head, and then… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
