Anyone who thinks they can write the perfect comedy that everyone will love is a fool. I can only write what I… — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
I don't think it's good when entertainment tries to proselytize and I don't think people ultimately want someone showing up in their… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I was... 15? And Garry Marshall, who had many, many seasons in the sun and a very long career, was in the… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
With comedy, if you write something for me, I'm better at it. I'm not sure I'm so good at improvisational stuff. — Robert Knepper Copy Share Image
Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing,… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Later, when I was at Caesar's Palace, and [Joe and Gil Cates] were trying to get me to have opening acts for… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes,… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
There aren't a ton of trans people in general, so in any vocation there's probably not going to be a ton of… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
When I did 'Nikki and Sara Live,' I think a lot of the comedy got lost because we were always so worried… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
For a while, the gay thing seemed like such a big deal. But now, I don't think it is. It's just a… — Gale Harold Copy Share Image
Comedy is important! When you're having a stressful day, and you come home, you want to watch something that makes you laugh. — Michael Cudlitz Copy Share Image
I've always been a fan of comedy, and I understood from a young age that what makes most comedy work is the… — Kevin Keck Copy Share Image
What I've created comedically owes a lot to my ignorance of comedy and love of making theatre stuff. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny… — Kathy Baker Copy Share Image
But my comedy hero was Stephen Chow. His deadpan comedy, all the stuff he wrote like 'From Beijing with Love,' it's incredibly… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
My life is quite normal and for me it helps with my comedy. If you jump headlong into celebrity life it affects… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I really think if you take away a character's obstacles then there's no comedy. — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
I imagined that the outside world was just going to see me as a comedy girl and put me in that box.… — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
If people want to see something, I am more than happy to do it. Then I know everybody likes comedy. I do… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
Some people do specials, like, when they've only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I'm kind… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
When you start doing comedy, you think to yourself, "I want to be a headliner." And you become a headliner, and you're… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
If the 'Chappelle's Show' had stayed on, I seriously doubt I would have developed this fast as a stand-up comedian. I probably… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
“You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor,… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I think, in comedy, you only hit about one or two great characters in your career. Sometimes my character will be just… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
After having edited numerous shorts, earning award nominations for it, and then 4 features edits, the director inside me is now burning… — Kyle Cassie Copy Share Image
![“I was... 15? And Garry Marshall, who had many, many seasons in the sun and a very long career, was in the middle of the brightest of all his seasons - I think he owned network television - and it was his next thing, and he was directing [Mean Jeans ]. And I thought, "If there's anyone who can…” quote by Rob Lowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d5d/rob-lowe-855_careers_i-was-15-and-garry-marshall-who-had-many_1390803.jpg)
![“Later, when I was at Caesar's Palace, and [Joe and Gil Cates] were trying to get me to have opening acts for the show, they gave me a list of people, and Rosie O'Donnell was one of them. I said, "I don't really need any opening acts. I have funny stuff in the show, and I do a lot of comedy and…” quote by David Copperfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cee/david-copperfield-2966_comedy_later-when-i-was-at-caesar-s-palace-and_1394350.jpg)
![“At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes, the toughest, the coolest - everybody sat at that table. It was like the ghetto Algonquin Round Table. [Comedy] was my entry, my membership card.” quote by John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2b4/john-leguizamo-3025_algonquins_at-murry-bergtraum-high-school-if-you-we_1394650.jpg)
