Comedian Quotes · Page 33

I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work…

— John Bishop

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.

— Aziz Ansari

I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.

— Steven Michael Quezada

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician.…

— Bernie Mac

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.

— Shelley Berman

“I think in my old age I've come to realize just how precious everything is and I try to value the many…

— Phil Hartman

My family were nothing but pleased when I told them I wanted to be a comedian.

— Lee Mack

I'm not a stand-up comedian. I'm not an improv person or anything, but I've always been a fan of that stuff.

— Haley Joel Osment

A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage,…

— Chris Rock

Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.

— W. C. Fields

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that…

— Gavin McInnes

I have what we call a 'symphony act.' I'm the only comedian, I think, in the country that does it.

— Robert Klein

When you get on a comedy show, people assume you're a comedian. I'd say I'm more of a comedy nerd.

— Ty Burrell

But I started out as a comedian doing sketch work where you get to write, produce and direct your own stuff.

— Sam Seder

I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase…

— Gabriel Iglesias

It was a very interesting experience. You know, I don't think words could do it justice. Roseanne [Barr] is a comedian, a…

— Jill Stein

I don't think that comedians have a tradition of trashing the next generation.

— Franklyn Ajaye

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

— Dave Chappelle

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

— Victoria Jackson

There's a weird loneliness that comes with being a comedian, especially standup. Even with improvisers, I think there are certain moments of…

— Chris Gethard

I'm a comedian. You have to understand that my brain doesn't work like a politician's brain.

— Beppe Grillo

Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.

— Sally Phillips

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

— Jay Leno

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to…

— Drew Carey

It was important to me to be cool as a comedian. I didn't want to be a crowd-pleaser who sent out the…

— Anthony Jeselnik