Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
You learn to laugh at yourself, and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off… — John Cena Copy Share Image
By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
My whole intention is to break down these limitations of what a black comedian is supposed to be and to open up… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
I also could see myself as a stand-up comedian, a fashion designer (for people of all sizes), a hairdresser, an earnest and… — Denise Duhamel Copy Share Image
I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me… — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
As a guy comedian, your special is probably the closest thing to the excitement of a wedding day. It's your first one,… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian in real life. I always goof around; I'm out-going; and I talk with everybody, especially through Twitter these days! — Sean Berdy Copy Share Image
There's all this evidence that we leave now of our life, especially if you're a comedian or an entertainer. I mean, I… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years, if you can believe it. And I gave it up at age 22. — Samm Levine Copy Share Image
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I've probably wanted to be a rapper since I was a teenager. I was an actor and comedian and stuff, but I… — Jamie Kennedy Copy Share Image
It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
If I am known as a comedian or I get to be known as one, it is because of one of two… — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer — Ken Jennings Copy Share Image
Phunny Business is a breezy, vivid, funny, star-studded and delightful valentine to comedy, entrepreneurship and the All-American impulse to make something out… — Nathan Rabin Copy Share Image
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
