Comedian Quotes · Page 34

Gilbert Gottfried, I think, is just the most underappreciated comedian in the world. I think that he doesn't get enough credit for…

— Brett Gelman

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a…

— Larry David

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.

— Shelley Berman

I knew nothing about professional comedians when I became a comedian. I was a rabbi. So I had no professional comedians to…

— Jackie Mason

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

— Jim Gaffigan

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

— Ted Alexandro

What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet.

— Tommy Chong

I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really…

— Taylor Momsen

And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success!…

— Nigel Farage

“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what…

— J. Ross Clara

Those tragic comedians, the Chamber of Commerce red hunters, the Women's Christian Temperance Union smellers, the censors of books, the Klan regulators,…

— H. L. Mencken

Director Omprakash Rao, who is known for making action films, has proved that he is equally good and adept at making comedy…

— Rockline Venkatesh

It's funny how cvvesroatine are posting this everywhere. He does this all the time on his show. He makes fun of his…

— Elahe

The thing that I'm known for - at least, depending on what Subreddit you go to - is being a comedian. And…

— Wyatt Cenac

I used to bug all of the comedians for interviews, and when people want to talk to me, sometimes I'm very receptive…

— Judd Apatow

You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a…

— Pauly Shore

I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for…

— Iain Stirling

I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the…

— Jesse Williams

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

— Steve Martin

I was a big fan of Rodney Dangerfield. He had this HBO Young Comedians Special and he'd always bring up new talent,…

— Gabriel Iglesias

If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.

— Jay Leno

“She seemed to feed on their laughter, and they on her humor, like the lily of the pond—sustained by the very water…

— Molly Collier

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp.

— Matt Labash

I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.

— Bruce Bruce

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

— Aziz Ansari

I weighed 107 kilos when 'Sukh' was released. I had become like a South Indian comedian.

— Govinda

I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I…

— Jon Richardson

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be…

— Will Ferrell

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE”

— Anonymous

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take…

— Les Claypool

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.

— Eddie Izzard

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be…

— Joe Rogan

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a…

— Dov Davidoff

I think the fundamental issue with comedians is everyone wants to be a famous comedian. That's a really difficult thing to achieve…

— Andrew Santino

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.

— Hank Azaria

If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like…

— Tracy Morgan

I have comedic things in my stuff, but I don't consider myself a comedian. I'm just a YouTuber, I guess just a…

— Ryan Higa

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

— Will Rogers

If you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials.

— Chris Gethard

From the very beginning I knew I had to be a comedian, and thus preferred being one.

— M. S. Narayana