Ass Quote by Ted Alexandro

With a project like 'Teachers Lounge,' you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want to do…

— Ted Alexandro

Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off.

— Ted Alexandro

Some comedians are silly or goofy or straight joke writers who avoid anything subversive or political. Others are drawn to it. The beauty of…

— Ted Alexandro

Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.

— Ted Alexandro

Comedians have varying levels of training. It can range from classically trained actors (like Robin Williams) to people who took comedy classes to folks…

— Ted Alexandro

Sometimes crowds start out not liking someone but then they shift and love them. Or vice versa. It can shift on a dime.

— Ted Alexandro

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

— Ted Alexandro

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just…

— Ted Alexandro

I don't really worry about a crowd liking me.

— Ted Alexandro

A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.

— Ted Alexandro

Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.

— Ted Alexandro

Opening for Louis C.K. during his "Hilarious" tour was a great experience for me. He is the generation just ahead of me, because he…

— Ted Alexandro