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“I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be.”

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I write about what I know, what I live, what I observe.

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I have a place in New England. It's in the middle of nowhere, like horror movie style - Stephen King-ville. It's a good kind of retreat for me to regroup my thoughts and work. I split time: 50 percent there, 50 percent in New York

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I don't leave the house without thinking of how to represent myself.

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I think Robert Plant is the quintessential frontman - just the way he moves. His voice is superhuman.

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'Darkness' is a subjective word; it depends what your viewpoint is and how you live life.

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On Gossip Girl, Jenny is just coming into her own. She's the sweet, nice, shy kid. In Paranoid Park, Jennifer is the popular girl...…

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Musically, I grew up among a lot of gothic rock but I dont like to take on the style of other artists too much,…

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I don't eat any red meat.

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People misinterpret what I say all the time: They think I'm being offensive, when really, I'm only being opinionated.

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I trip a lot. I'm kind of klutzy even though I'm a dancer. I ripped my Achilles heel, had crutches for a year. It…

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The thing people dont understand is that touring or traveling or whatever you do in my position means you go to all these cool…

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The Beatles did everything first, and they did it the best.

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