Brother Quotes by Jarod Kintz

13 Brother quotes by Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz offers a succinct look at the bonds between brothers, weaving together moments of conflict, camaraderie, and the quiet understanding that often goes unspoken.

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“He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.”

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“My name is Dawn. It’s not a female name. I am Sunset’s brother.”

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“A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.”

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“Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.”

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“By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.”

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“She had a picture of a llama, so under it I wrote, “I didn’t know you knew my brother.”

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“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

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“My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.”

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“A person’s favorite word is brother, because he or she can relate to it. I love it because we value most in…

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“My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It beat him by a half a…

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“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems ridiculous, but I’ve always wanted a…

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“I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am the slinky.”

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“I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.”

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“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

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“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”

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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”

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“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

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“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

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“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”

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