“He looked at her defiantly, and she thought: and so one at a time we all become human—human werewolves, human dwarfs, human… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She knew a cutting, incisive, withering and above all a self-evident answer existed. It was just that, to her extreme annoyance, she… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five?… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When the humours were handed out, Ankh-Morpork got the one for joking and Quirm had to do make do with their expertise… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Ah, I know that," said Tiffany, as the boat rocked on the swell. "Whales aren't dangerous, because they just eat very small… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A young man of godlilke proportions* was standing in the doorway. * The better class of gods, anyway. Not the ones with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Por supuesto, Yaya Ceravieja se las daba mucho de independiente y de bastarse a sí misma. Pero lo que pasaba con estas… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’ Not me, sir. Other people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Many bad things were done under the Evil Empire" she said. "The best we can do now is undo them. Will you… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Behind her, Preston grunted and said, "I know it's not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“So the fire and its subsequent flood, wich destroyed everything left that was not flammable and added a particularly noisome flux to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Petulia's expression didn't change for a while. Then she said: 'So it WAS a fairy, then?' 'Well, yes. Technically.' The round pink… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Ridcully sighed. 'All right, you fellows,' he said. 'No magic at Table, you know the rules. Who's playing silly buggers?' The other… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Don't be ridiculous, man," said Ridcully, "there's no such thing as dwarf smuggling." "Yeah? Then what's that you've got there?" "I'm a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“How hard can writing be? After all, most of the words are going to be 'and,' 'the,' and 'I,' and 'it,' and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was not because there was anything… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Solomon counted out the coins very slowly and in silence, and then said, "Are you certain you weren't born Jewish?" "No," said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I've been following the noble profession of hermiting here for nigh on fifty-seven years, practising piety, sobriety, celibacy and the pursuit of… — terry pratchett Copy Share Image
Life is just chemicals. A drop here, a drip there, everything's changed. A mere dribble of fermented juices and sudenlly you're going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The truly smart, having discovered they are cleverer than the people around them, soon learn that the smartest thing of all for… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Goats did have names for themselves, she well knew: there was 'goat who is my kid,' 'goat who is my mother,' 'goat… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I'm sure you won't dream of trying to escape from your obligations by fleeing the city...' 'I assure you the thought never… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Polly had been washing up when she'd heard the men talking late one night, and it's a poor woman who can't eavesdrop… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Death rode out, but found himself guiding the white horse down the track to the orchard. He stopped in front of one… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And then there was the headless horseman!" said Tiffany. "He had no head!" "Well, that is the major job qualification," said the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She had a tall bearing and a tall voice and a tall manner, and was tall in every respect except height. Amazingly,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Death didn’t answer. He was looking at Spold in the same way that a dog looks at a bone, only in this… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A man walked across the moors from Razorback to Lancre town without seeing a single marshlight, head-less dog, strolling tree, ghostly coach… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Besides…where Rincewind went’ – he lowered his voice – ‘trouble followed behind.’ Ridcully noticed that the wizards drew a little closer together.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?' 'It's. . . a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? I don't think I shall bother,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Moist had seen the Falls before and that's just what they were...falls. Pretty good falls by the standard of falls, but once… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Great God Om waxed wroth, or at least made a spirited attempt. There is a limit to the amount of wroth… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
