We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on!… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock -… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got the human game preserve to… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out… — Robin Williams Copy Share
Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if… — Robin Williams Copy Share
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![“I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things…” quote by Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/018/robin-williams-682_able_i-did-an-event-in-washington-and-it-was_1713691.jpg)
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