Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out… — Robin Williams Copy Share
Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if… — Robin Williams Copy Share
![“Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord of the Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.” quote by Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/e96/robin-williams-682_audrey_honey-you-michael-jackson-gotta-pick-a-r_1971930.jpg)
