I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out… — Robin Williams Copy Share
Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if… — Robin Williams Copy Share
