People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and…

“I thought they’d fact-check it, and it’d make them look worse. I mean that’s how this always works: Someone posts something I write, then…

— Paul Horner

When George Bush finally leaves the White House, the satire industry will briefly join the rest of the economy in recession. It will certainly…

— Rory Bremner

“You have to be alive in order to live.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

Being hurt sucks but at least you know you are not dead inside.

— Anonymous

I love television because it's the most alive, because you don't know how it's going to end. It's a living thing. Sometimes the writers…

— Margo Martindale

If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be living in Seattle, getting…

— Moby

“I do not worship a DEAD and buried Christ at Calvary. I worship a ressurected and LIVING Christ in Heaven! Jesus Christ is alive.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“Jason Mashak’s SALTY AS A LIP is grounded in a voice patiently bridging the “steeples and ‘scrapers” of an inquisitive mind. The poems are…

— James Ragan

“Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried deep in…

— Daniel Prokop

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous,…

— Lenny Bruce

“We were putting into these gomers our fear of death, but who knew if they feared death? Perhaps they welcomed death like a dear…

— Samuel Shem

“But this bus was a bit too full. The driver only appeared to control the glass and metal around him. In reality, he was…

— Graham Spaid

When the Lilliputians first saw Gulliver's watch, that "wonderful kind of engine...a globe, half silver and half of some transparent metal," they identified it…

— James Gleick

Tomorrow is a satire on today, And shows its weakness.

— Edward Young

Everybody should read 'Slaughterhouse-Five' by Kurt Vonnegut. This book is about the hypocrisy of war, told in satire, and is hard-hitting and truthful.

— Kalki Koechlin