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![“I love playing her Southern-ness. That's a really important aspect of the character, and to me, she's sort of an amalgam of a lot of different Southern women. Also, what's important about that is [her] sense of humor, and so I love finding places where I can find her sense of humor. I think that's…” quote by Connie Britton](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/29d/connie-britton-12410_humor_i-love-playing-her-southern-ness-that-s_700576.jpg)
![“Bluebell: Please, sir, I'm only a little [car] and I've left all my petrol on the grass. So if you don't mind eating the grass, sir, while I give this lady a ride- Hazel: Bluebell, shut up!” quote by Richard Adams](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/2fd/richard-adams-4326_humor_bluebell-please-sir-i-m-only-a-little-ca_1721712.jpg)
