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What keeps me grounded is my friends and family and being able to joke around and have a sense of humor. They… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
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'Veerey Ki Wedding' is a comedy of errors in more ways than one. It's one of those basic, perky comedies. We're not… — Kriti Kharbanda Copy Share Image
I've stopped doing things that aren't clear comedy gigs - to do something that's not "comedy night," it's a difficult thing. People… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get… — Carlos Alazraqui Copy Share Image
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Comedy is frightening at first because you're opening yourself up. When it's just you and people hate it, you're like, "Oh God.… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
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I've always had a very dry sense of humor, and I've pretty much grown up on Will Ferrell, first on 'Saturday Night… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
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