This is going to sound pretentious, but I like comedy that addresses something I find either worrisome or interesting in my life.… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
“Cassius couldn’t take any more. “Okay, that’s enough. We’re done here.” His heart hammered, his palms were sweating, and his knees felt… — Gabrielle Evans Copy Share Image
“Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a… — Hk-47 Copy Share Image
“When did swearing become so easy? You still would never swear in front of your parents or most adults, but when you're… — Charles Benoit Copy Share Image
“Serpentfire can burn for a very long time if the bagic is strong," said Aldric. "It's hard to handle, that kind of… — Jason Hightman Copy Share Image
It is observable that the ladies frequent tragedies more than comedies; the reason may be, that in tragedy their sex is deified… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
“Did you talk to him about it?" "Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy."… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Abignades or abegnades A term used in te department of the Landes for the intestines of a goose cooked in its blood.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't fret my dear. If art is translation of the ephemeral into observable form, then always remember that it is the translationn… — Jomny Sun Copy Share Image
They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Remember… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“She pushed him onto the couch and straddled him... Min swallowed "the thing is, im going to spread. Hips, thighs-" "Not till… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
There exists a kind of laughter which is worthy to be ranked with the higher lyric emotions and is infinitely different from… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
“Jane's stories are too sensible. Then Diana puts too much murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical,… — Alan King Copy Share Image
“Did you just call me a numpty?" "Yup. A delusional one." "What, may I ask, is a numpty?" "A person demonstrating a… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“There are four ways to manage stress. There's drugs, there's alcohol, there's sex, and there's doughnuts. I go with sex and doughnuts.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists — Tim Brookes Copy Share Image
For me, I've been doing comedy for a long time, and I love it and have no regrets, but 'Chernobyl' expresses a… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
“A day without someone to hold you or a day without someone to share, is a day easily forgotten.’ - Vera Richardson… — D.M. Lee Copy Share Image
As far as what makes a viral video, then it's gotta be something that you've either never seen before, a fresh piece… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists,… — Leo Rosten Copy Share Image
“Wow. You’re going to be a little more difficult to date than I anticipated.” I loosely crossed my arms and leaned against… — Devon Ashley Copy Share Image
“I fear you’re correct there. Catherine warns me that he has the look of a scoundrel about him.” “Jack has told me… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
“Next, I wasn't willing to mimic a dude. I'd done it twice and it wasn't something I wanted to do again. Ever.… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“I have never met leadership without a sense of humor; this ability to stand outside oneself and one’s circumstances, to see things… — J Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
“Even though the sewer pipelines reach far into our houses with their tentacles, they are carefully hidden from view and we are… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“And if Germans do have systematic minds, this is just as likely to be because their exceedingly erratic mother tongue has exhausted… — Guy Deutscher Copy Share Image
I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
“He tries, but I don't let go. I am like the woman who pushes a car off a baby. Adrenaline courses through… — Julie Sarff Copy Share Image
On April 3, 2014, Jane Goodall turned 80. The iconic blond ponytail has gone gray, but the sparkle of intelligence, sly humor,… — David Quammen Copy Share Image
“Will had discovered, even before coming to the City, that his muse was, like all muses, an incredibly finicky and temperamental mistress.… — Chris Lester Copy Share Image
What I love is the comedy of the body. It's a little highfalutin', but you can even say pre-verbal comedy. People laugh… — Bill Irwin Copy Share Image
“Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, haven't you heard? Half of the ten deadliest snakes in the world live in… — Rosalind James Copy Share Image
I agree, Dad. I was just explaining to the woman why we don’t look anything alike and why you would have been… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
With a hand full of beer and a heart full of cheer, Im as Irish as I can get, but add good… — Jon Bendera Copy Share Image
Good-humor will sometimes conquer ill-humor, but ill-humor will conquer it oftener; and for this plain reason, good-humor must operate on generosity, ill-humor… — Sir Fulke Greville Copy Share Image
“Southerners have a sense of perspective, a way of finding the humor in even the most painful of experiences. We know that… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
