I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sad music, I always thought, is more beautiful than other music. But at the same time, I am in my personal life… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
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It's a really unique job that is a little schizophrenic and you have to kind of do it with a sense of… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
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“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
I went from an unemployed actor's life to doing stand-up comedy, and that was fortuitous. It's not the usual way the crow… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
People say, 'When are you going to do serious stuff?' I look at them as though they were crazy. My serious stuff… — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
“But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.”… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I can't do jokes. I've always come from left field and tried to subvert conventional comedy. I started as a rebellion against… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
“What am I going to do?” Coral asks. “Stay here,” I say. “Watch. Cover me if something goes wrong.” “That’s bullshit,” she… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“Toys have taken over my family room. I watch Mary Poppins, and no matter how many spoonfuls of sugar I eat, action… — Barbara Brooke Copy Share Image
“ Shakespeare used the word 'flush' to indicate plenty of money. Well, just remember there was only one Shakespeare , and he… — Joseph Devlin Copy Share Image
You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
For me to make a living acting silly for as long as I can get away with it, I think the most… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
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“Sex and holidays." "Uh, what?" "I'm making a list of things that make you agreeable." I scoffed, pushing my foot into his… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“The hope is a touch of graceful humor, no matter what’s occurring. The ability to laugh, the ability to see the ridiculous,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“What? You mean sex is a subject? That's something common even to a rat, in fact a rat exercise it at least… — Newton Omido Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
You have to keep a sense of humor about yourself, more than anything else. You've got to take the issues very seriously,… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“You guys are ridiculous," he says, retreating back to the kitchen. "Your flirting just scared the hell out of me." "Scared the… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...it is worth looking closer and remembering something Marcos Alvito told me: Statistics are like a bikini. They show so much, but… — Dave Zirin Copy Share Image
We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Intelligent media companies strive to provide both intellectual and comedy programs, groundbreaking and reflective articles, art house and popular movies. Not to… — Lachlan Murdoch Copy Share Image
“Well finish your story anyway." Where was I?" The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses." Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense… — Lisa Guerrero Copy Share Image
“We went about our usual routines - combat practice, volleyball practice, archery practice, strawberry-picking practice (don't ask), lava-wall-climbing practice ... You'll find… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When you get big special effects pictures, sci-fi and things, there's little or no comedy. Or it's a domestic comedy and there's… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
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“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones -… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
