Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth knew it was a fast day, but the rumbling in her belly was harder to ignore than the grumbling of the… — Anya Seton Copy Share Image
“Look at you—instead of being dressed for success, you’re dressed to depress.” — Mardi Ballou Copy Share Image
“Few humans see fairies or hear their music, but many find fairy rings of dark grass, scattered with toadstools, left by their… — Judy Allen Copy Share Image
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Of course, you didn't want our help. Now I have to go beat up some soldier just to keep my ego intact.” — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Her faith in a loving and forgiving God is strong, but she worships laughter. — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
“Have you caught cold?' 'It would appear so.' 'You could give it to Margaret,' Ramses suggested. His uncle turned the tinted spectacles… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
“Furthermore, there's marshland on the other side of these hills. No one can even live near it, because the mist produces ill… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to make me laugh, especially when I'm surrounded… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
“Are you having fun playing with those plastic 3-D models of ears, noses and throats? That’s kind of like what I do,… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Life lesson 3, If someone of the same gender says something like, "Silly Willy", or "ohhohyou stop that big boy/little lady", all… — John Hankins Copy Share Image
I love humor in writing, so I've written to the thing that's funny, there's the joke, but then I just kept going.… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
A lot of what 'Funny Girl' is about, for me, is the experience feeling very happy doing a certain thing with a… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I'm grateful to be working. The most exciting thing for me is that I never get bored - I've done comedy, drama,… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
