“It was not healthy for one man's smile to make my panties spontaneously combust” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“What do you want from me, Maggie? Advice? Absolution? Go forth and be a bitch no more.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“It felt like life had thrown a pie right in my face. And that pie was full of bricks.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that. "Hey there, bitches!"… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I’ve never done this before. I didn’t go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I’m not much of a drinker. Club people are… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t have loved her more if she was my own child. But sometimes I considered shaving her eyebrows off while she… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Are you sure about that he called off the wedding, Jolene? Sometimes Zeb misspells stuff in e-mails, and it comes across badly.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Not to be rude, but it was all pointless," I noted from across the room. Four eyes narrowed at me. "What? I… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“It seems kind of light for a dozen books. I think it's probably that unnatural number of Jason Statham DVDs you ordered."… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“What are you running from?" That put a damper on the fluttering lashes. "Columbia House Music Club," I said, recovering my snarkiness… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I was that weird kid that checked out all of the non-fiction paranormal studies books from the library. I've always been fascinated… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Welcome to the fascinating world of the undead! Please use this guidebook as a handy reference as you make your first steps… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Instead of celebrating with a cake (too full of poisonous refined sugars) and presents (too materialistic), my mother would come into my… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“And how is Jamie doing?" "Fine. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower," I noted quietly, my… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“It’s that time of the month again… As we head into those dog days of July, Mike would like to thank those… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share
You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl. — Molly Harper Copy Share
“The fact that these kits [vampire protection] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they were going… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he… — Molly Harper Copy Share
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?” — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will wait for… — Molly Harper Copy Share
Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn,… — Molly Harper Copy Share
