“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that. "Hey there, bitches!"… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell them he’s upstairs , I commanded my brain. Tell them he moved to Pacoima to start a commune for vegetarian… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“You told Zeb before you told us?" Mama shouted. Oh, crap. "How could you do that?" Mama cried. "We're your family!" "He… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Sophie was a walking truth serum. If she was touching bare skin, she could yank the truth out of you like a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I haven't had a lot of good, soft things in my life," he said against my forehead. "Not since my family sent… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share
You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl. — Molly Harper Copy Share
“The fact that these kits [vampire protection] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they were going… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he… — Molly Harper Copy Share
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?” — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will wait for… — Molly Harper Copy Share
Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn,… — Molly Harper Copy Share
