“Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs." "I was curious!” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“You are the night." "I am the night," I repeated. "You are the night." I cocked my head, sending him a questioning… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“What was that?" Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Jane Jameson." He grinned. "Like the porn star." I gaped at him. "What? No, Jane Jameson." "Oh, not as fun," he said,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Idiot," I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other,"… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I fixed your car," he said, tossing the keys from a jade dish on the little maple end table. I palmed them… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“You want to stab me again, don't you?" He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Not one word about proposals, no matter how much she pushes,” I told my friends. “No matter what she says or how… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Would you kick her ass already?" Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. "Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." "If… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I’m not one to say I told you so.” Jane sighed. “But I’ll sing it. I toooooold you soooooo!” She finished on… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?" "Yes, I met… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Well, pardon me for not knowing about the thermal-only panty rule,” I said, smirking as he dipped his head to nuzzle one… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I offered you a choice, and you took it." I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice.… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I wanted to call you, but I find myself feeling...awkward when it comes to you." "'Awkward' is the word du jour," I… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends." "You're a twisted little… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share
You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl. — Molly Harper Copy Share
“The fact that these kits [vampire protection] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they were going… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he… — Molly Harper Copy Share
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at… — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?” — Molly Harper Copy Share
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will wait for… — Molly Harper Copy Share
Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn,… — Molly Harper Copy Share
