Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason than you need medicine — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The only drink I like ice in is water, because you cant water down water. Im like that with love, too. Dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.' — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
