I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There was a time when we used to tell friends: Lets meet & plan something and now we say: Lets plan and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Most girls say they want a "good guy", but when they meet him they keep him in the friend zone, chase after… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The next generation wouldn't know the joy of making new friends by approaching them, they just search and add them — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Life is best friend when you get what you want, and life is teacher when you dont — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Never forget your friends when you are in a relationship, they've have always been there for you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you have a mutual friend that doesn't mean I have to accept your request. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A Bitch is a female dog, a dog is a mans best friend, so when you are calling me a bitch you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you never fall you won't know how to pick yourself up. Be glad that things aren't worse, grateful for healing, and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Today is a new day, make the most of it, tell someone you love them, smile at someone, give a hug, hold… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Waking up drunk, going to bed sober, friend calls you and says that was the best party they ever gone to with… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Take time to find that friend that will be there for you, and if you mistake others for them along the way,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People have forgotten this truth, the fox said. But you mustnt forget it. You become responsible forever for what youve tamed. Youre… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You're going to meet a lot of people in your life who are going to double cross you. The best friends; the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
To every girl who gossiped about me in corners of parties, to those who were my slap in the face, to the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
