Funny facebook status Quotes by Hussein Nishah

When youre good, youre good, when youre awesome youre me

— Hussein Nishah

Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies

— Hussein Nishah

Im not getting older, Im just becoming a classic

— Hussein Nishah

I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong.

— Hussein Nishah

Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already

— Hussein Nishah

Money doesn't bring happiness, but shopping does

— Hussein Nishah

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

— Hussein Nishah

Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play

— Hussein Nishah

I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one

— Hussein Nishah

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

— Hussein Nishah

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X

— Hussein Nishah

How does a doctor feel when he loses a patient in the emergency room? The same way a child feels when he…

— Hussein Nishah

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are

— Hussein Nishah

At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close…

— Hussein Nishah

In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo.

— Hussein Nishah

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

— Hussein Nishah

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and…

— Hussein Nishah

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking…

— Hussein Nishah

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your…

— Hussein Nishah

A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you…

— Hussein Nishah

The past can haunt you, but so can ghosts. The future can be unpredictable, but so can the stock market. So the…

— Hussein Nishah

What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and…

— Hussein Nishah

Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you

— Hussein Nishah

For every girl without a guy, there's a guy without a girl

— Hussein Nishah

I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing

— Hussein Nishah

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished

— Hussein Nishah

Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being

— Hussein Nishah

You're not fat, you're just.. easier to see

— Hussein Nishah

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning

— Hussein Nishah

Dear math, Im not therapist so solve your own problems

— Hussein Nishah

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV

— Hussein Nishah

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

— Hussein Nishah

I'm not single. I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom

— Hussein Nishah

Diet rule 1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories

— Hussein Nishah

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes

— Hussein Nishah

I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT

— Hussein Nishah

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on

— Hussein Nishah

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday

— Hussein Nishah

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice

— Hussein Nishah

I dont always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent

— Hussein Nishah