Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless bastard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you r naughty go 2 your room, If you wanna be naughty then go 2 mine…;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best thing to do all the time is take a nap and do nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google + Wikipedia ---> Copy ---> Paste ---> Change words a little ---> Print ---> HOMEWORK DONE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was an unfortunate coincidence that despite the new television set's perfect rendition of color the first show that came on was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although according to certain philosophers it is quite difficult to distinguish the jester from the melancholic, life itself being a comic drama… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're gonna add logs to this problem to manipulate it into giving us what we want...like an unhealthy relationship! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“(...) perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren't also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Josh said, “Well, a good sense of humor would be nice. And a willingness to, you know, try different things.” “So, what,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It didn’t help that Carlos was always badmouthing himself as a neurotic. I had to agree with him. Like the psychiatrist who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One of the study's authors, Dr. Lee Berk, is actually a humor researcher because, when you get right down to it, laughter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Database Management System [Origin: Data + Latin basus "low, mean, vile, menial, degrading, ounterfeit."] A complex set of interrelational data structures allowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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