It all went by so fast, didn't it? I wish I could do it all over again, I really do. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible… — Maxwell Maltz Copy Share Image
A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Hurricanes are like women. When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and car — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, when you have a theme so particular to cows - or it could be anything like hair or nails -… — Doja Cat Copy Share Image
Dear folks join my new P.E.N.I.S foundation (People Encouraging Niceness In Society). P.E.N.I.S it's not hard unless you make it that way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally. 'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image