Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny. — Alan Menken Copy Share Image
Your way is the best for you, but that is no sign it is the best for another. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them. — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
Everytime I think about you,damn mosquito comes and stings me on the back. — Tejquotes Copy Share Image
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No better commentary on the Vedas has been written or can be written. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
It's funny because looking back at my first contest, I was 15 and surfing the Haleiwa contest wearing this tiny bikini. I… — Alana Blanchard Copy Share Image
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have… — Bat Masterson Copy Share Image
I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
“I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to… — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
There's a couple of movie parts that I can't remember. There was always something kind of lurking, because when 'The Office' started,… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
Anyone one can touch you , can hurt you or heal you ! And anyone can reach you , can Love you or leave you .. ¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
When you're home alone and you hear a strange noise & you're just like - _ - WTF! WHO'S THERE?! — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Where do we live symbolically? Nowhere except where we participate in the ritual of life. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Things to do today: (1) Dig a hole. (2) Name it love. (3) Watch people fall in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was… — George Burns Copy Share Image
If there ever was a time when absolutely nothing existed, all there could possibly be now is nothing. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
In economic terms, a kiss is a commodity for which demand is always higher than supply — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
