I never imagined that so many days would ultimately make such a small life. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far. Then its up to you to make it… — Jenna Elfman Copy Share Image
ME:i think I'm goimg to sleep now INTERNET:hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah NO — Unknow Copy Share Image
That moment when you finally take a decent picture and then asyou continue to stare it gets uglier — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
Nayeon always makes me laugh, and she is so funny when we are together. She is older than me, and she really… — Momo Hirai Copy Share Image
I am happy to announce that we have reached an agreement on the question of transit between the Kaliningrad region and the… — Anders Fogh Rasmussen Copy Share Image
“But the mass itself had been so boring that even her fantasies of rescuing Jesus and giving him a tender, thorough sponge… — Emma Törzs Copy Share Image
It's hard to make a movie that is both funny and emotional, that has something to say and is clear to the… — Christopher Miller Copy Share Image
We moved to Baltimore, Maryland, in 1979, when I was five. The funny thing is that, even though Baltimore had one of… — Philipp Meyer Copy Share Image
Lewis Carroll, you see, wasn't really interested in telling an exciting story. Well, he wasn't interested in things like cause and effect… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Newton was sitting under an apple tree, an apple fell on his head, and he suddenly thought of the Universal Law of… — Vagabond Copy Share Image
Now there is a society where the funeral industry got completely out of control. — Jessica Mitford Copy Share Image
I don't care if you don't like me, I'm not on this Earth to fucking please you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
All the sciences are, in some measure, linked with each other, and before the one is ended, the other begins. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
Boys say its great..boys say its fine... 9 months later boys say its not mine..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be the best offensive player if I didn't have a great setter. She serves me up nectar. — Misty May-Treanor Copy Share Image
That moment when your smiling at your phone like an idiot, and your parents ask you who you're talking to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. — Robert M. Hutchins Copy Share Image
Leadership is not about control but service. Its not about power but empowerment — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand. — Myself Copy Share Image
“I say, 'Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose, and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha!” — Gaston Leroux Copy Share Image
