My theatre is not a conventional one. It is bold, serious, funny, confronting. It is anything but boring. — Haris Pasovic Copy Share Image
Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Thought is not reality; yet it is through Thought that our realities are created. — Sydney Banks Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by their car… For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The disintegration of your marriage has greatly improved my social life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I shouldn't have lost my temper that way. It just pricks his pride, makes him dig in his heels." "So why did… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“I let go of our invisibility and do something I haven't done in a while: I reach for the doorknob. ~Willow Mosby,… — Courtney Nuckels Copy Share Image
Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It's funny, I often think about how, if we were all placed in an apocalyptic situation, you'd realize quickly how stupid, petty… — Alycia Debnam-Carey Copy Share Image
I want someone that's caring, funny, who's similar to me - who doesn't take life too seriously - keeps their private life… — Maura Higgins Copy Share Image
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, Labor Day no longer signifies the end of summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A baby just posted a picture of its mothers breast and labeled it as food porn. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I accidentally use a instead of a and it makesthe whole conversation sexual — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are because I am and I am because you are. We are one another's strength. — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
I hate retards all they have to do is say their alphabet and they pass the ninth grade! — Madison Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can tell who likes who, but yet, can't tell who likes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got letter from a person named 'you know who'… Wait,why the hell is Voldemort sending me letters?! — Author Name Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Sorry your most dramatic act of rebellion these days is leaving your apartment without an umbrella. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone. — Margot Asquith Copy Share Image
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Zane Raymond Copy Share Image
I'm afraid of pretty much everything, but there's something inside me that is addicted to scaring myself. — Gina Carano Copy Share Image
The destiny of nations depends on how they nourish themselves. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Socially, it is funny. People are annoyed because, really who is a clown?. — Eric Davis Copy Share Image
The better I get, the more I realize how much better I can get. — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
I never finish my Eraser because It Is either Stolen, Lost or Cut In Half...:D — Pratibha Copy Share Image
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
