If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money. — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
I want to find someone who's really magnetic but who isn't going to do anything bad to me. It's hard. — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
“If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?” — Gwenn Wright Copy Share Image
In any non-trivial axiomatic system, there are true theorems which cannot be proven. — Kurt Gödel Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This bitch always make me confuse the fuck me eyes with the fuck you eyes... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
It's funny: I feel like so many people say, 'Monogamy, it's not natural; we created that for a variety of reasons,' but… — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
I ain't sayin she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke white guy who's afraid to finish the rest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When your parents don't answer your calls, it's ok but when you don't answer your parent's calls, worldwar III is about to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're walking funny," Lucy said, a shit-eating grin on her face. Five days of out of this world sex with a starving… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I watch stuff from all around the world. We all grow up watching American TV, so the idea that I might have… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
“Okey." Charming leaned back and rocked the chair on two legs. "Let's asses the situation. We've got a fourteen-fot green-spiked dragon, male,… — John Moore Copy Share Image
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“... flattening their scorn underneath the chariot wheels of her superiority.” — Muriel Spark Copy Share Image
Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived. — Sparky Anderson Copy Share Image
Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
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You can't always control who walks into your life, but you do decide which window to throw them out of. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
“The people who know you well are the people who know your vulnerabilities.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
I have alternately been called an Aristocrat and a Democrat. I am neither. I am a Christocrat. — Benjamin Rush Copy Share Image
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The manner of your death is not your choosing. But how you prepare for death is — Gabriel Byrne Copy Share Image
All the past is here, present to be tried; let it approve itself if it can. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Until the Bible begins to talk to us, we really have not been reading it. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
An artist doesn't really create anything - he just rearranges what is already there. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
