They are lying every day. They are lying always, and mainly they are lying to their public opinion — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I wish I had funny dreams. My dreams are rare and inevitably end in my own death. — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
Our success and happiness depends not on simply knowing where we stand, but in where we are wanting to go. — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your bed! — Kollkid Copy Share Image
When someone says great minds think alike I just look at them and think you dirty bastard. — Unknow Copy Share Image
I get to watch my son play at the school that was my dream school. God has a funny way of giving… — Ryan Clark Copy Share Image
“She called me ‘my lady,’ ” she told him in a plaintive voice. “I don’t know who that is. I’m no lady.”… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“At twenty years old, Michael had vague plans to make changes in his life, but turning blue whilst stood in a walk-in… — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image
“...leaning down for a quick peck on Jeff's lips, and then he starts squirming and rearranging and manhandling until somehow they end… — Kate Sherwood Copy Share Image
The thing I most hate about the Left is that they want to stop us laughing - to prescribe which jokes are… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
“It was all Mrs. Bumble. She would do it," urged Mr. Bumble; first looking round, to ascertain that his partner had left… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Your pictures would have been finished a long time ago if I were not forced every day to do something to earn… — Edgar Degas Copy Share Image
It's funny, when I'm in airports and I'm walking around, maybe feeling a little tired in my sweatpants and not wanting to… — S.E. Cupp Copy Share Image
There is nothing so extreme that is not allowed by the custom of some nation or other. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Don't break a girls heart, because she'll probably write a bestselling album about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now??? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships are like farts... If you push too hard things will get messy. — Trent Thomas Copy Share Image
I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject. — Shelby Metcalf Copy Share Image
No matter how far away you move, you'll always be a dear friend several of us think about sometimes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to learn not only from your failures. You must also learn from your successes. — Jay Maisel Copy Share Image
You have learned what you have learned very well. It has helped you survive. — Virginia Satir Copy Share Image
“I didn't actually know what regret tasted like—but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk.” — Angela N. Blount Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
You know how you can tell that you're getting really old? Nobody says the word 'death' around you anymore. — M. Emmet Walsh Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
