It's not what you say, but what you do that defines your individuality — Shayan Italia Copy Share Image
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer Copy Share Image
When we do any good to others, we do as much, or more, good to ourselves. — Benjamin Whichcote Copy Share Image
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Promise me no matter how depressing our love lives get, we'll never give up watching romantic comedies that make us feel even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I didn't do anything wrong. I swear.' He grunted. 'Like I've never heard that before. Funny, but I expected a little more… — Mindee Arnett Copy Share Image
I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes.… — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room,… — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
“We didn't have sex." "What?" Cale blinks at her. "We just talked." Talked. Like...talking? "That isn't a euphemism for some complicated sex… — Dominique Frost Copy Share Image
It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and… — Gillian Anderson Copy Share Image
“At that point in time, there were three things in life that I knew for certain: (1) I was a girl who’d… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
I love the impatience of New York... You ever had somebody not ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius Copy Share Image
“It's not as if I don't know how to handle the truck now. A license is just a piece of paper” — Terry Lynn Johnson Copy Share Image
Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
No one is so good that he has no bad in him, & no one is so bad that he has no… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Why is it that everyone complains about math I mean what about history and gym I mean those classes suck — Drew Fonner Copy Share Image
Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman Copy Share Image
“I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.” — Meghan Ciana Doidge Copy Share Image
There is a time to deliberate... and a time to act. Learn to recognize which is which, and act accordingly. — Douglas Merrill Copy Share Image
All mankind rules its women, and we rule all mankind, but our women rule us. — Cato the Elder Copy Share Image
There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be correct more frequently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
