Learn from the masters, learn from your contemporaries. Always try to update yourself. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know your talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose. — Muammar al-Gaddafi Copy Share Image
If you own something you cannot give away, then you don't own it, it owns you. — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“And you're no going to see me inherit the title--you'll marry on your deathbed and beget an heir just to spite me,"… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
First day of school WALKS INTO CLASS ROOM. SEES WHO'S IN IT. STOPS AT THE DOOR. AND YOU'RE THINKING: YOU'VE GOT TO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Im not a Facebook status you don't have to like me, but just cuz you don't,doesn't mean other people wont. Just know… — Rosie Krein Copy Share Image
You don't want to keep on mentioning being blind because it stops being funny - if you are just talking about that,… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
This Kid is soo funny. He is just a big goof ball. He is my best friend. He means alot to me.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers seemed wrong; they're a love token, after all. I looked in the… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
Are you single? No, I'm double. No…I mean are you free Saturday? No I'm espensive. XD!!! — Rachel Copy Share Image
Why should we flagellate ourselves for what the Cambodians did to each other? — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
You're coming to Buzzfeed's homepage not for yourself, but to find something to share with someone else. — Jonah Copy Share Image
This Is The Beginning Of A New Day! You Have Been Given This Day To Use As You Will! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every day starts with a snooze and ends with setting an alarm again for the next morning. — Sonam Arora Luthra Copy Share Image
In the past we greeted people by removing our hat and now we greet by removing our ear-phones — Shubhz Copy Share Image
I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
Right and truth are greater than any power, and all power is limited by right. — Benjamin Whichcote Copy Share Image
The only principle I can see in this life, is that one must forfeit the less for the greater. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“And you look beautiful," she added. "I look like a cake." "But a beautiful cake.” — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
You didn't elect me to tell you what you wanted to hear. You elected me to tell you the truth. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope. — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
I think my baby might be connected to Al-Qaeda the way she blows up her diapers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You can't live off potential for the rest of your life. So get up, get out and go get you some! — Eric Thomas Copy Share Image
A false idea is not only one which is absolutely subjective but one which is absolutely objective. — A. D. Gordon Copy Share Image
