You mean, what we thought, they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think? — Patrick Star Copy Share Image
“I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
Peace is the first condition, without which nothing else can be stable. — Sri Aurobindo Copy Share Image
If the Best is yet to come, the Present will blend with it Beautifully. — Dorothy West Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I started 'Will & Grace' when I was 39, and Nick started 'Parks and Rec' when he was 39. And he's really… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?" "Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick.” — Elizabeth Brown Copy Share Image
“Mustardseed grinned at Bertie. "I was never any good at geometry, but you’re stuck in a love triangle, aren’t you?" "Shut up,"… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things that we do not see. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If you're funny; if theres something that makes you laugh, then every days going to be OK. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you're in, you're in. It's like the Mafia. Once a Monkee, always a Monkee. — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. — John Alexander Thom Copy Share Image
Mindfulness is life. Whenever we don’t have mindfulness, when we are heedless, it’s as if we are dead. — Ajahn Chah Copy Share Image
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. — Fred Thompson Copy Share Image
I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the maps provided by science, we find everything except ourselves. — Bryan Appleyard Copy Share Image
We must learn to tell ourselves the truth on the basis of God’s Word. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
All of us perform better and more willingly when we know why we're doing what we have been told or asked to… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. — Jacques Le Blanc Copy Share Image
It is right, therefore, that we not just be called Christians, but that we actually be Christians. — Ignatius of Antioch Copy Share Image
Good girls are made with sugar and spice... me? hell no! i am made of vodka and ice — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
