I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them the other hidden. — Jonathan Petit Senn Copy Share Image
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I was a funny kid growing up, and I did improv in college and went to Pratt Institute, but I did it… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
A show that I loved as a kid was 'Maid Marian And Her Merry Men'. It was a really strong female character… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
A socialist is someone who has read Lenin and Marx. An anti-socialist is someone who understands Lenin and Marx. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
NO,mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm or 2:00am, when I wake up tomorrow at 6am I'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious.… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
