That Awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on. — Kollkid Copy Share Image
You don't have to control your thoughts; you just have to stop letting them control you. — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
The more you invest in your happiness, the more happiness will invest in you. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I need Google in my mind,anti virus in heart and Photoshop on my face. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Nobody should have to put their boxers in a half rotted chest of drawers.” “Hey. I’ll have you know that the rustic… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
“Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Haskell to Quinlin You need anything, Quin, absolutely anything, you call me and I'll be there. Remember, friends help you move. Good… — I.D. Locke Copy Share Image
Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know; mobile phone tumours - far more likely… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,'… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
'Bridgerton' is a lot like the period dramas that you know and love, but nothing like it's forerunner. It's faster, funny, sexier,… — Rege-Jean Page Copy Share Image
Something that is funny, that I use sometimes if I'm doing comedy, is the fact that I'm now often mistaken for the… — Black Thought Copy Share Image
