It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
The Lord will make much more out of your life than you can by yourself. — Neil L. Andersen Copy Share Image
Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days. — Bat Masterson Copy Share Image
I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I'm laughing. ( Happens always ) :D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“We conquer the Independence Day aliens by having a Macintosh laptop computer upload a software virus to the mothership (which happens to… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Nero lowered his head to speak in her ear, keeping his hands on her arms to lock her in place. “My problem… — Sarah Brianne Copy Share Image
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It's interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling me… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong… — Elizabeth Jones Copy Share Image
When you fall, fake friends smirk and walk away. True friends help you up and ask if you're okay. I am a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image