Freedom just around the corner for you, but with the truth so far off, what good will it do? — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
The Parish makes the constable, and when the constable is made, he governs the Parish. — John Selden Copy Share Image
You know you're a Hoe when you tweet RT if you've ever seen me naked and you end up trending worldwide — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
People haven't seen me in a comedic setting, but that's who I really am. — Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Copy Share Image
Sorry that telling me about your great new iPhone drained its entire battery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because Vietnam was not a declared war, the veterans are not even eligible for the G. I. Bill of Rights with respect… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I worked in a paper mill all my adult life and there were a lot of funny guys there. So you pick… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
I know you will not Believe me because I am too old But I have New Hope for you I have New… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I have flown twice over Mount St. Helens out on our West Coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
It's Funny But 90 Percent Of People At Some Point In Their Life Have Tried To Close The Fridge Slowly To See… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
I thought we lived in a high tech world, then I realised that we still have to type the messages before we… — Alisha Rogerson Copy Share Image
